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RETIRED PARENTS WITH OPEN CALENDAR WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU DON'T PUT YOUR 8 KIDS IN A CAR A...
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The Babylon Bee on X: Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don't Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often
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